Paul Lunn – Asteroid Times

Big Hats

01/07/202301/07/2023 Paul Lunn

PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME HATS THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR THEM.
DOES THAT MEAN EVERYONE THINKS I HAVE A BIG HEAD? WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE A FREAKISHLY LARGE HEAD? I NEED ANSWERS!-

Just asking the universe for help

17/06/202318/06/2023 Paul Lunn

PLEASE HELP! I’M DISABLED AND TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH THE TORIES WHO ARE KILLING THE NHS!

Pizza

09/06/202309/06/2023 Paul Lunn

I REALISE THIS WILL MAKE ME A SOCIAL PARIAH BUT I ENJOY EATING PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AND FORK

Male narrowboat name

06/06/202306/06/2023 Paul Lunn

MAYBE I’M AN ANARCHIST, BUT WHAT’S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IF I GIVE MY NARROWBOAT A MAN’S NAME?

Hotel lighting circuit diagram

04/06/202304/06/2023 Paul Lunn

HERE’S THE LIGHTING CIRCUIT DIAGRAM OF THE LAST HOTEL ROOM I STAYED IN

WHAT HALCYON DAYS WE LIVE IN! WE MUST COUNT OURSELVES CHARMED TO BE ON PLANET EARTH AT THE SAME TIME THAT POUNDLAND EVOLVED FROM “YES, EVERTHING’S A POUND!” TO “THE CURRENCY WE REQUIRE PAYMENT IN IS THE POUND”